This story makes me fucking furious because I too am allergic to tomatoes. Now that I’m past puberty it’s chillaxed from “my throat will close up and I have to jab a giant fucking needle into my knee and go to the ER” to “I will break out in pretty nasty hives and be really unhappy in the bathroom all night”, but you…

This makes me so fucking angry. My best friend lived with a monster who kept her isolated and it came to blows more than once, the cops were called regularly and even when she asked them directly if they could take her to a women’s shelter for the night they would only ever say that she needed to go back inside and…

It’s probably her trans atlantic accent, it’s in all the classic movies.

Agreed. My sister is going to do an internship in England and Paris and everyone’s like “oh perfect you can go visit!” No, if I had an extra $3000 to buy a ticket and stay abroad for a decent trip I would have an extra $3000 to make a downpayment on a nonshitty car. I love her to death but I probably won’t see her…

Haha sounds like! My parents didn’t understand computers and I abused this hardcore. I wasn’t brave enough for actual porn sites but I would get ahold of a lot of erotic literature (usually of the fanfic variety) and print it out for me-times. Since my friends and I write and trade our own (g-rated) stories back and…

Exactly. I’m powerwalking back from the cafe with my sandwich and only have 15 minutes left on my lunch to horf this down and clock in, I do NOT have time to care whether I’m getting the way of the Chinese tourists’ picture or not.

They’re fun, and cheap, and entertaining. Just be careful to put it back at the shortest length all the time and you’ll be fine. Hashtag pro selfie stick for life.

But people do that whether they’re taking selfies or otherwise... I live in the middle of wine country and the fucking tourists will stop in the crosswalk because the flowers are just “so pretty”. THEY ARE ROSES. THEY ARE EVERYWHERE.

I mean, from my experience they’ve blocked my view less, but that’s just because otherwise people stand on tiptoe and hold their fucking iPads over their heads. This way they keep their arms at body-level and you just have to look around the less-than-one-inch stick. (Speaking about people filming parades and stuff).…

I realise you’re bagging on this fangirl, but this episode aired a month after one of my good friend’s mother passed and only days after another dear friend passed as well. I won’t say it was even remotely the same as losing someone I knew, but my emotional response to the episode shocked me. I was furious. I…

Yeah, the amount of Jesus guilt fucked me up for sure. I am now very into “it’s okay to feel your emotions, just don’t act on them” (because I was told my entire childhood being afraid of this person made me a bad person) and “if you don’t side with your friends you are DEAD TO ME” neither of which I think is a bad…

If you go long enough without shaving it gets very soft and pillowy and keeps your legs warm, so win win!

I was going to say “I don’t remember the first time I ever got noticed” but I forgot HAHAHAHA that my pastor’s son pretty much stalked me from the time we met at age 9 (and he was like, 18) until I went away to college, and continued to email me after. I should add that he was (is) high functioning Downs, but I hate…

I only shave from Florida to Maine if I’m bored in the bathtub.

My mom didn’t shave her legs or armpits until she was engaged to my dad and his sisters started being bitches to her about it. I kind of think it was a class thing, my dad’s family was doing pretty well at that point in Oakland (so poor => middle class, needing to prove their wealth) and my mom was a semi-hippie from…

Probably the opposite of my parents: I was told for the entirety of my childhood that all dudes wanted was sex and anything I did was going to turn them on (so cover that shit up) and were the total opposite of girls (etc) and all I could think was, “but like... all *I want is sex...”

A friend’s facebook friend who frequently comments on her statuses has the last name Raper. It’s one of those, “I don’t want to say something you probably hear ALL THE FUCKING TIME” situations.

I consider it a compliment because I find all those women insanely beautiful (and you! your top is so cute too!), but I have a friend in the Doe Eyed Club and she hates it, she says she wants to be considered pretty on her own merit and not her similarity to a celeb. I see both sides, I guess.

Thanks for listing them!

I don’t think we look SUPER alike, but a woman who works at my theatre and I tend to do the same things at the same time (dramatic hair changes like colour, bangs, weight gain/loss) and have pretty similar style (it helps that I work at her favourite clothing store, so we own a lot of the same pieces). We are about…