is the proper penalty for an incredibly minor infraction to be exiled?
if you’ve ever parked crookedly, i hope they kick you out of the country.

My wife and I have a considerable age difference and we like to play a little game called “When you ____, I was ____” For us, it usually goes something like this “When you tripped acid for the first time, I was learning to use the big girl potty” or “When you had your first period, I was transferring my 401(k) into a…

how he “took her dreams and tore them down.”

I can’t wait to not watch the inauguration. I won’t even have a tv on that day. I will be outside in Santa Barbara working. It’s the most excited I’ve been to ignore cable in a long time.

Nothing witty, I just hope he fucking dies.

No. The abortion industry collects dismembered toddler parts they fuse together using black, feminist sorcery into a giant, evil, Voltron baby which will crawl across the land eating Christians as if they were Gerber’s stewed carrots.

Star for “guy who sews in his hair”

I recently heard a rumor from a college classmate of Kushner’s that he had (or is still having—it was unclear) a lengthy affair with his male hairdresser.

Said it before, gonna say it again:

Went to college in NYC. Live in there now. Not one of my friends who has been sexually harassed or assaulted has reported it to the NYPD successfully. Most didn’t try, one couldn’t get through the reporting process because of the emotional trauma inflicted by the police who were questioning her. They wanted to make…

In that conservative white people express extra concern at the state of black families while ignoring the same things happening in white families, yes it’s racist. Regardless the point is that conservative whites are entirely unwilling to look at *why* there might be lower rates of two parent households, because…

Yeah actually this was one of the more pernicious effects of slavery, and it’s still happening today as a result of uneven sentencing from the war on drugs and elsewhere, and badly funded schools. I’m glad you’re able to see the root of the problem like the rest of us.

Trust, if these people start losing their cheap nannies and gardeners, and tripling their grocery bill because no more migrant workers are picking their vegetables, etc. they’re going to have a change of heart REAL quick.

This. The false equivalencies this cycle were amazing.

This is going to come off really harsh because I’m currently at one of my relatives’ homes, and they love reality tv and I.hate.this. shit. The shit is trash. You and I know it. And guess what? You muthafuckers keep watching it and keep feeding into it remaining on the air. The only way to stop this systematic dumbing…

President Gunn to Congress: “MAKE. IT. WORK.”

Yeah, it’s almost as if you have to think more deeply about what the phrase means instead of taking it at its most literal interpretation. Like a university student.

Me about GoT. Saw the first season and I was all

I’m sorry, but Tom Arnold thinks a guy sitting in a chair saying the n word, c word and r word is funny?

There’s nothing conspicuous about it. They can’t even jokingly make fun of them.