Did he tell them to turn on the Third Reich?

Throw in some better body protection and a 4-point harness, you got the next endurance race: 24 Hours of Le Mowers

Only in Florida...

But how to escort the vodka plane during take-off without a vodka tank?

'MURICA!

I mean it wasn't when it happened, but the Chernobyl Nuclear Power Plant is now owned by the Russian Military. It's pretty insane. It's a freakin' CITY! Abandoned! Simply left to rot forever.