What about the guy with the pickup, in the left lane? He keeps trying to drive away. And why is he towing a giant white boob? "I've gotta get this huge boob away from that fire NOW!"??

"DATELINE: August 17, 1991:
Last pay check was $9500 working 12 hours a week online. My neighbour's sister has been averaging 15k for months now and she works about 20 hours a week. I can't believe how easy it was once I tried it out. I was so excited I bought a BRAND NEW GEO METRO CONVERTIBLE to celebrate! Hold on,…

Gawker, all that "approval" bullshit and this gets through it?

Wow, so you are going to buy this car then?

I'm going to do something scary, and guess in a fair, unbiased way which one might be apprehensive.

He's a hardcore rally cameraman. He's got a compilation with a bunch of similar moments through the years. He's got balls.

Damnit Bob!

He knows one speed, forward.

175 or more miles he went, eventually finding a dirt fucking road that was climbing in altitude and kept following it.

DAMN YOU DEMURO, MY DISCOVERY IS THE PERFECT BALANCE OF LUXURY WITH DEFENDER UNDERPIN– ah, shit, hang on The 4x4 Center just called me back.

That's not the Stig, it's really just Pastor Maldonado at midseason testing.

Is there anything better than a fast sedan?

That color makes a HUGE difference on this car. Seeing the red FT-1 in person, I was impressed, but I didn't *want* the car as much as I thought I should. That dark grey metallic is everything that is right with modern paint colors.

This color makes this car. Seriously that's stunning. Side profile gives hints of LFA meets GT-R. Everything else...... Who the fuck knows where they looked for inspiration but it worked. Love it. It's good to have you back Toyota.

HNNNNNNGGGGGIMME THE PRODUCTION VERSION, I WANT YOU INSIDE ME!!

Dear Toyota,

Sweet mother of fuck! Another day on Jalopnik… Another pair of ruined pants.

oh my god yes. that cockpit feel.