Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Everybody knows that the Volvo 240 has roughly the same amount of horsepower, of an early 2000's DVD player, not a Roomba. Gotta get your "horsepower to home appliance" ratios correct, DeMuro.

The chicken thing did me in, Doug. I've thought about the potential for electronic failure in the future but haven't been able to express it in such a ridiculous manner.

Of course, Volvo isn't the only automaker who's adding complexity to the modern car. Consider, for a minute, modern infotainment systems. Oh, sure, it's cool to have Pandora and I Heart Radio, and Stitcher, and all sorts of other new technology that no one seems to really use, but everyone wants in their car. But what…

You sound like my Dad - he opens up the hood on a modern car and says, "what is all this crap? Back in the old days, you could see straight through to the GROUND."

Usually my dealership experiences go something like this.

That's why you wait until CarMax has one in stock. Have you learned nothing from Demuro?

You forgot Step 4: Cry when something breaks and leaves you with the S8's repair bill

sh!t, I just wish them a painless, instant death, leaving as many organs to donate as possible.

Better livery than their current F1 offering.

These cars are going to be utterly impossible to live with after the Tesla warranty ends, because I cannot imagine how they're going to go 100k miles or more.

So wait - The car that is having problems while still covered under warranty is getting them fixed? AND the car is also getting other pro-active fixes done for parts that have been known to cause issues? AND the manufacturer is offering a loaner car? AND the owner of the car didn't have to deal with a dealer at any…

The situation is that Tesla is the pioneer of this field at this level of manufacturing, and well, people should be pretty amazed the cars don't stall mid driving or god knows other heavy and dangerous situations.
Everything looks professionally done and fixing things without them being an issue shows a real care and…

I think I speak for everyone: Fuck cyclists!

I think to suggest that he set out last night to kill someone is ridiculous. To suggest that he gunned the engine with the intent of at least clipping Ward is probably not as ridiculous, but will be determined soon enough.

My heart goes out to Kevin Ward Jr's family.

Bernie Ecclestone is very impressed.

I really gotta get into a sport where I can murder someone and just keep on playing.

I don't know if Tony intended to hit him, but I'll be very interested to hear what excuse he has for jumping on the accelerator like that, whether it's publicly or in a courtroom.

That's hot, was it textured or smooth? Probably textured. Ya know what they say, If its got bumps, I humps.

Its how it is, most Indians only see status and look at the badge. To each their own of course, but its strangely (and scarily) a thing with our culture.