Maybe some Vanderbilt kids came and helped.

A truly successful coach was already getting away with having Schiano as his defensive coordinator.

What’s truly distressing is that this is exactly right. A more successful football coach *could* get away with being a bully, an asshole, and an accomplice to child rape. Fuck Greg Schiano, fuck Peter King, and fuck all the Paterno-slurpers who will inevitably come out of the woodwork once again.

Honestly, what’s worse: shooting yourself in the foot and retracting the offer from Schiano, or keeping Schiano and getting MRSA in that same foot?

I mean, the sign on The Rock is pretty impressive on the part of the UT students and defies conventional wisdom. To correctly spell “Schiano” and “covered” in one sentence? I had UT all wrong.

“As someone who comes from a family who has held Rutgers Football season tickets for going on nearly 40 years,”

This is a really weird take. Those “ignorant masses” seem to have handled themselves pretty well today, all things considered.

That’s a shame, the booster club’s “He Said Schia-yes” t-shirts are non-refundable.

You know, that GIF would be nothing without the coda of the tail deflating at the end. But one of the best GIFs ever because of it.

It’s so rare to see something halfway positive said about the Raptors on this site. I shall celebrate with a - no, THE, gif.

Assuming the money is roughly equal, only a fool would pick a pressure-cooker like Florida over perennially mediocre UCLA. A two-loss season in Gainesville will have fans calling for your head; the same season in LA is cause for coronation.

I bet he fucks up UCLA’s Christmas party too.

There’s a very good chance all of my hair will have fallen out by the time Wall returns. This blows.

I blame both Reagan and Gorbachev, for taking down that Wall...

UPDATE:

Yeah, but, Orlando traded Oladipo to get Ibaka. Starting with Oladipo and ending up with Terrence Ross is no good.

Wait, you purposely moved to Orlando, from New York? What are you 80?

The fit between them is scary good. He doesn’t even have to be the centerpiece of University fundraising like he would in SEC, which was his biggest concern/dislike with those jobs. Plenty of famous alum right there in town who can pick up the slack on that front. More time for fundamentals like looking through…

Trouble Bruin for the rest of the Pac-12.

Jonathan Isaac is good and fun to watch and 19. He is saddled with the Orlando Magic, not the other way around.