Look, we have to examine the bigger picture here. Yes, the fumble allowed Florida International to score. But if he’d punted the ball there, it’s entirely possible it would have been run back for a TD, which would have reflected badly on the entire special teams unit. If he’d taken a knee for a loss, the defense might…

Football 101: if you lose your balance and you think you might fall down, just drop the football to free your hands long enough to steady yourself. It’s fundamentals, folks.

It took a lot of guts for him to leave Wisconsin.

...unless Larry goes in as a University Of Phoenix product, in which case he will be even deader to me than he already is for selling his soul to that hateful diploma mill.

Nahh, he can read.

he was really starting to fit in with arkansas too

I almost feel like them beating Clemson then getting shut out while a two-loss Ohio State gets in is practically destiny.

How? 12-1 conference champion with 2 wins over Top 5 Ranked teams. Who are you putting in over them?

Yeah because it’s UNHEARD of for a professional athlete who has made tens of millions to go bankrupt.

Holy shit he’s not even 30 yet.

hook this kinja straight up to my fuckin veins

There’s a lady I work with who has a “bootleg Calvin praying on front of a cross” sticker on her car. She’s hella Christian values. So being the dick I am I go into troll-mode and say, “hey, Shari, you know that the creator of Calvin and Hobbes has never licensed his creation for use in merchandising. Whoever you…

The lowest form of life. Stop.

Slutt shaming

“When Rose was with the Knicks last season, he went missing on a game day and was fined by the Knicks.”

I seriously wonder what he’ll do with himself the rest of his life. There’s a very good chance he gets ripped off by relatives and hangers-on, and ends up living in not particularly genteel poverty in some dreadful corner of the South Side.

Look I don’t necessarily have the same background as a player that Rose has, but as someone who is dealing with a similar issue; if I was in his position I’d absolutely dread it.

+1600 S.A.T. score

Thankfully he’s got that Memphis education to fall back on. Makes me feel a little better about the situation.

“Sweet I can get my number back!” James Jones as he sits by a silent telephone.