“Hey! What are you doing!? Let go of me!”

It is clearly some sort of fight club bracket.

Dear Representative Daniel,

Muhammad Ali did not throw out the first pitch in Marlins Park history. Jeffrey Loria’s sick ass paid whatever was asked (presumably more than the HR statue cost) to have Ali golf-carted out to the pitcher’s mound from Centerfield. The ball was then snatched from his unstable hands by none other than the unremarkable…

Foolish move to play him considering his most famouse quote ever was,

My dad owned an Ali-themed corner bar in Louisville KY in the early 90's. Ali would come in periodically before the illness set in. I, as a youngin, played foosball in the game room every night. One night, around 1992, Ali came in and challenged me to a best of 5. He beat me in 4 and said “Son, you got some nuts going…

There isn’t one single athlete in the history of the world as revered as this man was.

Maybe we should have Ben back here more often... what do you guys think about that?

So McCarthy was right, the Reds are out to crush all semblance of joy.

It’s a wonder he even made contact with it given his numbers at the plate this year...

This seems like the Metal Gear Solid 3 of cars.