Yes, they said it was a complete tear.

Do all the Solo children fall to the Dark Side?

Making the score 10-27. Against the Bucs.

I feel as if I was followed because they know I’d melt down in front of the world about the chili joke.

I hope she’ll be the only one allowed to hold the baby.

+1 roast beef sandwich

Every goddamned year:

You know, Childress subjected us to some truly bizarre motivational things over the years, but I have to say, what the fuck did I just watch?

Funny, my wife asked for much the same thing.

You are depriving everyone of Torch’s fantastic prose when they covered this story on Jalopnik the other day:

Fucking cops, never comfortable with anything but broken windows policework.

If only there was some kind of convenient bed Murphy could have used.

This is quintessential T-Jack

Our midfield must be on farmersonly.com.....because we are getting FUCKING plowed.

“Act like you’ve been there before”

Kind of a coincidence, but Jostens messed up Lawrence Phillips’ 1994 Nebraska National Championship ring too. Of course, they didn’t fix it for him, and just left him hanging.

To be fair, when Curry is hot I lose my shit as well.

The fuck would I be doing in New Jersey?

I call this piece, “Intercourse with a Kardashian”

So Ben Roethlisberger didn’t explicitly say no, and Donald Trump took that as a yes? Interesting…