I think you could actually make money with this SRT4.

I had one of these in 2006. Note there is no end year for my ownership. Bought one, un-modded, with 19K on it in May of 06. By October, it had been at the local Dodge dealer -TWELVE!- times with everything from blown sensors to knocks to a cracked pressure plate. It bit the big one in October when the engine threw a…

Taking his SRT-4 for a swim is the only dumb move to which the owner is admitting. What other evils lurk in the heart of the black beast? I want a DD I can drive, rather than a shade-tree mechanics 2 year project. I’m sure there are plenty of Jalops out there to take on this project, and they are welcome to it. For me…

I mean this with all sincerity :

“Why do people do this to their bodies? As we’ve never completed such a food challenge, the appeal eludes us.”

Speaking for myself, having purchased a new Tesla, I can confidently say that the process of buying a Tesla directly from the manufacturer is one of the car’s worst features.

Friendly neighborhood car sales men here...

Sorry, gotta get one long comment in before they shut off the lights:

A modern Nissan dealer only staffs the place enough to quickly sell Rogues and Altimas to people coming in the door with no other options.

Shout out to the dumbasses in charge who haven’t figured out how to turn the comments off on the subblogs yet. You brain geniuses show your asses at every possible opportunity and we’re all better for it.

Why did he ask me to put cash on the dresser?

Well I can star this post out of the grays for you. Won’t help with any future posts, but it doesn’t seem like that’s likely to be a big problem with Deadspin unfortunately.

Every man has two deaths, when he is buried in the ground and the last time someone says his name. In some ways men can be immortal. - Ernest Hemingway

Goodbye everyone. It’s been a hell of a ride. Never made it out of the greys but that’s ok.

Concourse post, comments work!

Who would ever want to pay $27 Large for this poseur-mobile?  To spend that kind of money on a knock-off with seats that look like they were made in a slaughterhouse is crazy.  Why don’t they match the rest of the interior?  A well-done faux Ferrari, but let the buyer keep it.  CP

Deadspin and Splinter were both first to multiple massive labor stories, and as a worker and organizer and fellow WGAE member that shit still means a lot to me. Power to the staff. Fuck the bosses who clearly don’t know what they’re doing. Those ships may have been sunk by a Great Hill-sized iceberg, but my heart will…

This sounds like a much more sinister than usual Jim Tomsula life hack.

I wish Jack could have boarded that door and survived, but ultimately he sacrificed himself to save the one he loved, and the beauty of their union that despite its short life is everlasting.

Jezspin forever