What is it about sports reporting that turns so many people into insufferable jackasses? Le Batard (who I really like) can be one, Mariotti, Lupica, Clay Travis, Whitlock, Daulerio, Craggs (I’ll put Deadspin guys in the same boat), Iron Mike, Simmons, Reilly, and king shit himself Darren Rovell. This really was just…

He’s still doing a podcast on ESPN.

I imagine it in Sinbad’s voice.

It was actually three men responsible.

Good joke?

I got nothing clever. Get fucked.

Yeah, they have just as much potential to be dirty too. I wouldn’t be surprised if Kerber was dirty. 28 year old first Grand Slam winner is pretty suspicious. As to why I didn’t include those 3 that you mentioned, this was an article about Williams and Kerber, but I wouldn’t be surprised if tennis players have been…

Let’s be clear about this: Serena Williams will be in the same boat as Barry Bonds and Lance Armstrong. The greatest athlete in a dirty, lawless era. In cycling’s case, basically it’s entire history.

Kobe grew up with Kanye?

I remember when Drew wrote Why Your Team Sucks about the Seahawks, Andrew Daisuke thought he was going to easy on Seattle. You fucking asked for this.

Stef is being an asshole.

Blake misinterpreted Matias when the latter asked for a fisting.

No snark or jokes, The Post Mortal was really good and entertaining. If your new book is half as good, you’ve done one hell of a job.

You made a mistake. Austin Rivers is not a player.

Why such the long face SJP Samer?

Sarah Jessica Parker stomps her foot in agreement.

Thinly?

I’ll have you know that Imperial is the margarine of choice for royalty when performing anal sex. Who’s the jabroni now?

My parents were immigrants to America so we weren’t the wealthiest people. Both of them drove manuals for as long as I remembered. So what car did my mom buy when she had money? Lexus LS400. So while I’m an enthusiast and actively look for a manual, my mom and many wealthy people like her do not give a fuck