If you eat coronavirus tainted chicken without cooking it, I’m sure you’ll catch it. But the bright side is that you’ll probably have time to recover from the salmonella you caught before you show symptoms of covid.

Woah, woah, woah, now you wait just a minute.  Are you telling me there’s a conspiracy in the government to push a false narrative?  That just sounds like crazy talk.

Spaghetti?

And with that record unemployment came with a record number of people making more money on unemployment than they did with employment, so they should have had no problems saving.

Pretty sure the first one is just joking

There have been 300 kids in the US diagnosed with MIS-C, using your 20%, that’s 1,500 kids in the entire country that have contracted covid. In a country with 4,000,000 confirmed infections. That’s highly unlikely that 0.0375% of the cases are children when they make up 23% of the population, but if it’s true, that…

Would you like to know why Jeep hasn’t put a V8 in the Wrangler in many MANY decades? It’s because it’s not the right engine for its intended purpose.

Does the guy standing next to you breathe through Home Depot’s filters first?

What southern hemisphere countries did covid do “just fine” in? From what I’ve seen, the southern hemisphere countries didn’t start spiking until mid/late May and early June.

Or you could just use a regular can opener.  It’s like drinking out of an aluminum cup that you don’t have to wash, not as aerated from the lid when you drink it.

Some people might want to use a 401k loan, and all of them combined will make a larger balance to borrow against. 

Ah, so you don’t.

You know that he doesn’t have a CDL?

If it were racist, it’d be yellow.

trying to tear down a group that was too diverse for the term to take hold

White hats are good guys, black hats are bad guys. Often in children’s fiction the bad guys where black.

If not, then you are the problem.

Also because you can see just looking at the picture, the trailer attaches to the bumper, and I’ve never seen a goosneck or 5th wheel attach anywhere near a bumper.

Yes, it is.

But how do you know when you’re supposed to look at your phone?