Ban assault rifles instead

If we’re going to balk every time we have the opportunity to make any changes because we might lose political control, what do we need political control for? We obviously aren’t doing anything with it. 

F1 qualifying is thing that happens on Saturday.   Do you think different?

Worked pretty well for almost every other country that has done so, you fucking potato.

People often confuse gimmicks with legitimate technological achievements. A gimmick is inflating your contrast ratio with dubious, non-standard and ever shifting goal posts.

Too fat, fat you must cut lean

Do you need a snickers?

When people tell you who they are believe them! ha ha ha

“considers himself a small businessman,”

Biden, not Brandon. Learn to spell.

Sometimes a dad joke is the only response. 

I gotta believe in something; that thing is ^{proper formatting}

Unfortunately, it's not yo tank, so you can't be signed up. Sorry, duder!

OK TERF-er

Where do you stand on the Star Wars prequels?

Let’s see the source on that absolutely wild claim about women being more likely to die in the year after having an abortion.

How do you justify paying a thousand dollars to replace something that already works, and usually about the same as the new one?

Didn’t Chris Wallace just jump ship at Fox for his own show on CNN+. I suppose they can move him over to regular old CNN but I wonder what was in contract with regards to the streaming service vs the network. 

So what’s the point of throwing racist/ethnicist slurs at the author? One could post a disagreement with the author’s use of a lead picture without attempting to slur an entire group of people.

“gives other drivers less opportunities”