I really feel like Claire Temple should be right there on the cover with them since they would not be around to start a band without her.

Mega tsunamis are created when large materials (a side of a mountain, giant space rocks, etc.) are suddenly YOUR MOM is dumped into a body of water.

The Coda. I still run into these in parking garages from time to time.

Damn you penis for doing your job and giving kids! I would have loved a C7 Vette.

Whoa. Whoa. Why all the balls? All ya gotta do is say “earmuffs”!

I also love how it instantly wakes up the moment you give it some juice—until the CVT comes in to ruin the party.

The police report states that the buyer contacted Maserati of Troy, MI after seeing an ad for the quite lovely two-door on Autotrader.com.

Pretty sure ‘Why did you turn?!’

The target demographic? The youths.

I don’t know about the science but they sure look like they could be from two different pregnancies...

And so it begins....

Diagnostic Scan Tool

leaky differential input shaft seal ... Normal repair cost ... $5,432,333.

Looks like a scene from Bourne 5 aka The Bourne Mexpremacy.

Drew in Turtle form.

I think you beat me by minutes to this one.

I need this on a T-shirt.

I never put it into park BUT if I know my brake rotors are hot, I am on level ground, and the car behind me is already at a full stop, I will slip the car into neutral and release the brakes until the green light is imminent. I do this to help avoid excessive pad material being unevenly transferred onto the brake…

Get off my lawn, lawn predator!