My truck was made with wrenches, not with chop......uh...I mean.....Hasseslhoff's! Yeah not with Hasselhoff's.

Needs more funny.

You just don't get it....

No thanks, I will wait for Dyson to do it better.

YOU WILL enjoy my PowerPoint presentation.

Cell phone centipede?

I see some of this in this stores near future.

A certain website whose name rhymes with JizzModo is going to lose some advertising dollars over this one.

Just wait, I will amaze you guys with this video I am shooting RIGHT NOW of me teasing a fully grown Nile Crocodile with a the Raw Chicken Carcase app on my iPad. Its going to hilarious! I just need get close enough for him to see it clearly. Just....a....little....bit....closer.......

I have no text to add to this picture. Tenwordrule.

It doesn't help that Conan is 6 ft 4.

"He began his career in law enforcement working in a correctional facility after receiving an honorable discharge from the Navy in 1992."

:31 in and I started to feel sick.

Sure! As long as you stand there and take 350 rounds without falling over or complaining about it. Pale zombie-like skin is a plus too, you know for effect.

Oh, it all makes sense now. I was wondering where Mogo BBQ came from.

Agreed. I am just having some fun with the iOS vs Android arguments.

"We stopped supporting Carrier IQ with iOS 5 in most of our products and will remove it completely in a future software update. With any diagnostic data sent to Apple, customers must actively opt-in to share this information, and if they do, the data is sent in an anonymous and encrypted form and does not include any…

I made this for another post but it seems appropriate here too.

Is DEALHACKER on facebook?

As the kids say: I'll just leave this here.