Son, we are disappoint.

Where'd it come from? Well, I don't know for sure, but there's a red M1 drifting an uphill hairpin in the woods... looks to be heaven.

And here when I saw the Mystic paint, I figured you were going to bring up the fact that minor body work or even touch-ups are completely impossible without a full repaint...

On the '05 Mustang, upon further reflection - the cupholders are right in the way since it's a manual, the steering wheel's too big for my stupidly long legs and I have to bow my left leg out to the side around the wheel to work the clutch, there's no side bolstering on the seats to speak of, and there really needs to…

Man, forgot to address the cupholders in my post... rest assured, the cupholders in the S197 are also designed to make you buy the autotragic.

'05 Mustang GT - interior squeaks and rattles.

Dear Lincoln: please listen to this man.

Lincoln, are you listening?

'94 or '95 GT with the 5.0. Horizontal taillights are the giveaway.

I like it, but it's a solid $4100 over my limit for silly, insane novelty cars.

As a Kansan and a '70 Mustang owner, the Twister Special will always have a place in my heart.

Do we know if George Lucas owned one of these?

"Are you my daddy?"

I'm down with this, but it needs more Warsteiner logos.

Toyota Corolla. My demise must be in something far more ridiculous and less sane.

Lose the light bar and we'll talk. Still needs a lot of work in the details to get the look right, and if I was going to rock a NASCAR replica it would be a David Pearson #17 East Tenn. Motor Company or #21 Purolator tribute, but I can see this being made pretty cool. But it needs quite a bit of work to get there,…

WAAAAAY too much for a BMW track toy with no legit racing provenance. BMWCCA classifieds will show you any number of E30 M3 or E36 M3 track toys for a lot less than this.

Oh, come on... how can you look at a Bugeye and not see an ecstatically joyful little happy car saying "WHEEEEE I get to go play on the road WHEEEE!!!!!! C'mon, can we go around some turns? Can we can we can we can we? I love playing on the road! WHEEEEEE!!!!!!!!"

I kinda feel weird about this, but.... I like it. If it has a decent powertrain and handles well... I might, maybe, consider buying one. Do I have to wear my hats sideways and with flat brims now?

MottPower: as a LEO, I say to you, "Amen." The P71 is a compromise, and not a good one. The fact that it's the best compromise out there doesn't make it any better. I still don't understand why police are the one emergency service where it's considered appropriate to to duct-tape-and-baling-wire a vehicle together…