Steph Curry is 28. 28 backwards is 82. Steph curry is known for shooting, or Shooting Basketballs Accurately. SBA, translated to numbers, is 584. 584 plus 82 is 666.

Steph Curry is the devil.

It’s deeper than this guy realizes. The short version:

Why would I ever go down to the train tracks when you never invite me over?

Butler over Duke. Hands down no question.

Well since the tweet is worded “a championship in any sport,” I’m going with Tyson vs Buster Douglas. Second choice would be Holyfield biting Tyson’s ear off and getting disqualified.

This one is clear. The 1945 World Series Detroit Tigers versus Chicago Cubs. If the Cubs won, there’d be no century of futility, no needless suffering every year, and likely no craziness like Bartman, blowing up cursed baseballs, bringing goats into the stadium, or weird references in movies like Back to the Future.…

For the Warriors fans planning on making the trip to flyover country for games 3 and 4 (and game 6 if necessary hahahaha who am I kidding I’m going to go drink) please check out this video showing some of the highlights of Cleveland:

Zip drive?!?! ZIP DRIVE?!?!?!

Can you imagine how much Gatorade you could get out of that thing?!

Counterpoint:

That and shooting lightning from your hands to destroy your apprentice’s unruly son really deplete the ol’ battery.

Ugh.

It’s not a conspiracy; they’re just obviously apathetic, because reality doesn’t align with Deadspin’s narrative.

You should look at ESPN now and again. There was a good story the other day about how the Cardinals starters still give interviews after games even when they've been knocked around. Key info on Losing The Right Way I'm sure you'll agree.

all this season and for all seasons to come for all of eternity.

I think that we all deserve an apology for that comment.

We’ve all been part of a larger organization who’s actions we didn’t necessarily agree with. Forgetting that to ride around on high horses is fun, but it pays to remember that being immoral can and will get you ahead in life.

Wes Welker doesn’t remember witnessing any wrongdoing under Briles.

Can we get one of these explaining the differences between a Citation and a pile of crap?

It’s extra insulting because they’re actually based in Vancouver, WA.