Oh, really? We're going to trot out this stupid as fuck argument again?

I guess they fucked up their business strategy then in the late 60s, 80s, and early 2000s when they fielded highly competitive teams. The strategy they have right now developing talent is really some sort of smoke screen because we all know that…

This is why the Cubs will never win another Pennant. Because they have no incentive to win. The fans come whether the Cubs win or not. Most of them probably aren't watching the game.

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When was attending one of the rival schools listed above, Joe Wootten was a few years ahead at DeMatha. We used to joke watching basketball games that our team was in the "Don't Guard Joe" defense (since he certainly wasn't up to the level of his major recruit teammates like Duane Simpkins, Vaughn Jones and Kenny…

Ray Rice gets two weeks (initially).

you must be new here

...And barista said to him:

As a charter member of the Partnership for a Yankees-Free October, Jeter's farewell campaign has been the best baseball I've watched in years.

Don't worry about not naming the Hardin Valley player.

"It's hard and it's dangerous. People die."

Welcome to Kinja, Mr. Goodell.

Baylor went 16-31 while I was there. In a two week span of my first year at college, we lost to Texas and Texas Tech by a combined 90 points while scoring 0 points of our own. Basically, I'm just happy that we are worth being made fun of rather than ignored.

To be truly "epic" Bryce needs to kill his father, sleep with his mother, slay James Wagner of the Wash Post before obtaining the golden 10.0 WAR.

(1) That's Tony Stewart

Fine, since no one else will be that guy, I will be that guy. This is not a Möbius strip. A Möbius strip is a three-dimensional object that has only one side. If it were a Möbius strip, he could start spreading his cream cheese in one direction and eventually cover every surface area of the bagel. These are…

"See, what'd I tell you? You have to watch out for those people. Now the entire league is signing gangs."

"Anderson explains that someone in the 25 percent tax bracket who has $20,000 in mortgage interest will get a $5000 tax deduction on the interest."

"You're getting a tax break: Anderson explains that someone in the 25 percent tax bracket who has $20,000 in mortgage interest will get a $5000 tax deduction on the interest. This might even be more, depending on the state. So if you're getting a tax break, it might also make more sense to keep your mortgage than to…

You can pry my nursing tanks from my cold dead hands.