What do you call two people who use the rhythm method?

Poor, persecuted Bernie. Poor, persecuted Bernie bros. You just can’t accept that more people wanted a qualified woman as their candidate than a semi-qualified man.

If there were a female candidate with similar credentials as Hillary, she would have acquired something along the way that Republicans would have latched onto and turned into controversy, and Trump would still be president.

Exactly. They only care about reelections, and I think many of them are fearful of the party that is now led by Trump. So I guess we can expect tax cuts for the wealthy (which the nation cannot afford), increased defense spending (also can’t afford), and repeal of Obamacare (which will help render Medicare…

On a scale from one to eleventy billion how much better about his decision to resign does John Boehner feel this morning?

I hope you understand that, had Bernie been selected as the democratic nominee, that would be the definition of ‘forcing a candidate’ on people, because the majority of democratic primary voters DID NOT WANT HIM.

Dear Paul Ryan

LMAO. So if there was a magic, perfect women she would have won. Okie doke. No sexism to see here. In order to win, women just need to be 100% perfect even when up against a vile bigot. GOT IT.

Dream on. I guess it’s just a coincidence that every president has been male. I’m not trying to convince you because I understand that deliberate obtuseness is not curable.

If your fictitious woman had 3 husbands and 6 children by 3 men and cheated on all of them - like Trump, that woman would have been run out of the primaries on a rail.

this sums it up..

I think the hope is that he will quickly realize that he is out of his league and will cede most of the actual governing to Pence and his advisors - who will not be good by any means, but at least they’re politicians who are unlikely to nuke Europe or something like that. The campaign trail is a circus - and Trump is…

I have no doubt Trump was bullshitting the base. The problem is Pence, Ryan and the rest of the Republican elite. The nightmare isn’t Trump, it’s that they now have free reign.

That’s right! Trump won the presidency with the support of about 25% of the population.

Nothing makes me more sick to my stomach than the thought of the first black president having to smile and cede the White House to the chosen candidate of the KKK.

It is Nate’s fucking fault. Apparently he can’t do math. How many people looked at these bullshit predictions and said “she’s got it, I’m staying home.”

Thank you! No. Just no. We tried that going into the election and looked what happened: he defied all odds and won. This was trump supporters to the rest of us:

This idea that our fellow citizens are innately good people.

The gap between Trump and Clinton in Wisconsin is just under 27,000 votes. Nearly 31,000 people in Wisconsin voted for Jill Stein.

I woke this morning extremely confused. In theory as a Repub I should be happy, but I’m not. I can not believe the country could possibly be this stupid, but yeah actually I can.