Maybe this could be Uma Thurman's much-requested new job!

Yes, this. This is my life. I was not diagnosed until my mid-20's, after I had my first child. My house was a wreck, my marriage was a wreck, my mothering was non-existent. My complete lack of executive function was eroding every single facet of my life. I'd been diagnosed with depression multiple times, put on every…

You are so much fun!!!!!!!

Adoption is super easy. You just go to the baby pound and pick out a cute one who wags its tail at you, don't you know?

Original set with the blue gingham couch or GTFO.

What the hell is left-over pizza?

Pizza will last over a week unrefrigerated. Personally tested.

She's another one of these women who I think secretly eat babies to keep from aging.

Two things:

If you're going to a Sports Bar to find romance, here's a few tips.

Because they spent $10,000 on something stupid and now they have to try and legitimize it somehow.

Actually, native Hungarian here. She's speaking Hungarian in the video with the exception of one line before the chorus. 95% of it doesn't even sound close to French so not sure how anyone could make that mistake (although few know what Hungarian sounds like). In any case, I'm excited to check her music out!

I'm confused...you think any sort of alteration via Photoshop makes one a crap photographer, yet you think Photoshop Queen Annie Leibovitiz is an example of a admirable photographer? By your logic, she should be the poster child for what a photographer shouldn't do. It's not just the Dunham shoot, it's how Annie…

I think retouching has been a part of professional photography for quite some time now - long before photoshop was even invented. So what the hell are you talking about?

Have I personally offended you? I've seen you on here before and know you're not a troll. Are you just a massive fucking asshole, or what is your deal? My point was that these aren't particularly edited shots and that they were fairly true to the original photos, so the bounty on the pictures did not serve any purpose…

After spending 15 years as a photographer and countless hours in the darkroom, I am authorized to say you don't have a fucking clue what you're talking about. Dodge and burn, fool. Dodge and burn.

that was a trick posting cuz we all know women don't poop!

Did you know Titanic was filmed in front of a green screen? OMG THEY WERN'T EVEN REALLY IN THE OCEAN! STOP THE PRESSES!

This.

The $10,000 reward suggests they thought the images would be shockingly, outrageously edited, and worth an ~expose~ about how women like Lena aren't allowed to appear in their natural glory. The actual minor retouches, and grasping at "but this is still a lesson, kids!" are kinda womp-womp.