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I TOOK THE SURVEY AND NOW I FEEL LIKE AN INVERTERATE PERVERT (great band name btw)

YEAH BUT THE RAMS ARE FINALLY BETTER THAN AVERAGE AGAIN

Mike Martz was a crazy motherfucker. I miss him.

I made a stool in the woods just the other day

I remember listening to this in a house that I used to live in

It's definitely a little thin

The Holy Roman Empire was neither Holy nor Roman. Discuss amongst yourselves.

It’s called bed head and the reason your mom told you to avoid bed head is probably connected to that time I was fucking her while your Dad was in Europe on business but then she realized school was out and she had to pick you up so she ran out of the house with her hair all over the place and it was obvious that…

Just the other day my Starbucks ran out of organic soy milk, so I couldn’t a latte until I walked to the other Starbucks down the street.

The Radioactive Pumkin is one of Crave’s best sellers

You must have the brown one

“Is Morehead better?” I asked

Really in Pieces?

Lips are lips, right?

In fact he’s been a cunt for at least 14 years.

I lost you at tl

I must have missed the part of the New Testament where Jesus turns his blood into nacho cheez sauce

Have you considered sex in a parking lot?

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