I’m no mathemastatistician but based on my detailed analysis of these pie charts, it looks like a lot of Hispanics die from natural causes soon after being taken into custody.

Lol, like that shit is made of wood.

It’s about time “doofus” made a comeback. Like “JackZ was a total doofus, I’m glad they finally shitcanned his ass.”

You laugh, but I did two weeks in Panama City and still haven’t recovered from what I saw there.

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16. Great article. Thank you.

So you’re saying my go to line “wanna bone?” isn’t good enough?

That's one lucky lady you got there

That shit grey

I guess Lomo was too good to be traded

It's hard out here for an imp

This Jay Gruden is something else. First he names RGIII the starter, then he sets him up like Custer at Little Big Horn. Now he won’t even say RGIII is the chief of the offense. What an Indian giver.

So you had a bad day

You should come to Seattle

Guy Clark said it best

Looks like somebody has a gambling problem

Seattle. I must have a dopplegamger (or another stalker).

You are assuming the “Talent and Make-Up Artists” don't also groom his pubic hair.

the IOT is coming, whether you like it or not

Unless we’re talking about Blanche, in which case this is the correct answer