Man, he assaulted those weights, brah!

"TEXT 'STOP' TO 88962 TO STOP RECEIVING THESE MESSAGES [FOR 16 HOURS]."

I remember being in a small town in New Mexico, years ago, and people there were excited for the new Dairy Queen to open up in a couple of weeks.

Is it because Papa John's is flooding your lawyer with mailouts?

I use it, use it, and use it. It saves money!

*golf fap*

Some of those rural Americans

You didn't see her threeway with those African guys.

Everything is cuter on a respirator.

In my defense, I think I was first (don't look into that). I also used the term "boobs" and wasn't complaining.

I think he's more like the developmentally disabled son of Jon Arryn who breastfed until age 14.

Whoa, and I think that his avatar is actually a picture of him. I think it's best we left this one alone.

I had to Hawass my undies after.

ur rigt!

Shit, I get scared when I see a Muslim man on Egyptology documentaries.

@JMP is FAKE COMMENTS!

Oh the hum-hannitys!

Slipped and fell off of a melting icecap.

Looks like Williams brought Occam's Razor to a Chekhov's Gun-fight.

It's how management at Fox News keep the help submissive. I'm guessing Juan got a little bit "uppity". I believe that is the word they use in their employee handbooks.