What the hell did I just read?  :)

He looks like what I used to daydream when watching my son’s third grade tackle football team. Man, I would wreck those kids.

Yeah the rule is obviously “Don’t hold the door open for people you don’t know” and not “Physically deny entry to anyone even if they have a fob.”

Amazingly enough, the only player I think they’ll genuinely miss is Javale. Nick Young, Pat McCaw, and Omri Casspi were net negatives while David West aged out pretty hard during the year. Otherwise, they didn’t really lose anyone they couldn’t afford to. 

I have nothing negative to say about Musk opening his checkbook for a cause we should ALL be able to agree, is worthy but the fact that an individual/company is doing something the government should be doing, for something that we can all agree, is a basic necessity, is abhorrent.

Wow.  All this does is convince me to never, EVER buy any Apple products ever again.  This should be illegal.  

more like phat toroids amirite

These look good but I don't eat food with toothpicks after the Club Sandwich Incident of 1966.

Hitchcock and Scully are comedy gold. They are used in perfectly limited proportions and their bits never fail to to be funny.

cause Bernie Sanders is the One True Democrat suck it fake-libs HillaryLostTheWHITEWOMANVote.com

Yep. I’ve said it on here before, but it felt freeing deleting my account. I no longer felt vested in the thoughts and opinions of people I haven’t had a real conversation with in years. It also forced me to make real effort to keep up with the people that matter to me. My advice is to get the contact info of people…

“Synthetic cannabis” is NEVER pot. It refers to different compounds, designer drugs, based on THC. People purchasing them specifically want something that’s NOT marijuana. These designers are frequently deadly enough on their own without rat poison.

“We understand that some people who are not familiar with our bonfire tradition could mis fairly interpret photos or videos they may have seen on social media due to the current charged social and political climate in the context of centuries of racially motivated violence in our state and around the nation.”

They like you for biting and mauling.

Real bugs have curves.

I don’t think that’s going to happen. I’ve got a chubby little dog that would fit in great with that twitter, but I’d really rather her lose the weight! Such a sweetheart, but seems to have no interest playing like a normal dog, plus she’s on estrogen booster pills because of a weak bladder. I think it’s mostly the…

Buckin this trend right now

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