2GirlsOnePup
2GirlsOnePup
2GirlsOnePup

“Cubs just got laughed out of Washington field.”

Okay.

Ah, see; that’s your standard size hippo. The Hippo Club of Canada (HCC), or any Hippo Club really, recognizes several sizes in their breed standards; there’s the standard size, the miniature, and the toy, just like say, poodles.

This might just be me, but that commercial breaks my heart every time I see it. That dwarf horse is so sad that the other horses won’t accept him, and in the end his owner just enables that instead of getting him into a situation somehow where he’s brought in among animals he wants to socialize with (be it those big

Just how does one housebreak a bison? Besides, of course, very carefully.

Mariah is a national treasure.

Thank you!

So as the top dog on the Shade court, does that make you Ruth Shader Ginsburg?

I just make up words. I find it intriguens my day-to-day conversating.

TANKS, ROBOTS

The context you're missing is the entire night he spent running from the cops, the barricade he placed between himself and the officers serving the warrant and about a dozen crazy tweets between then and the moment the armored trucks rolled up. All he had to do was show up to court. Failing that, all he had to do was

i need to tell everyone about the absolute waste of resources going on outside of my house right now. i am counting no less than 5 officers.

Anyone who doesn't understand an arrest warrant is dangerous, usually to himself.

This could all be cleared up with some paperwork that's in his office, so he ... runs from the cops all night and barricades himself in his house instead of surrendering? Okay, I think the "single mother immigrant" might not be the best guess for person who went off their meds here.

On one hand, innocent until proven guilty. On the other hand, show the fuck up for Court you entitled twat, this ain't a game.

No, his dog has a Twitter account for him

This sounds like an extremely volatile and tense situation, but I'm oddly happy that it involves a level-headed guy like Miller, who won't let all this craziness prevent him from plugging his dog's twitter account.

Mayhem is good? Well, buddy, not according to my insurance company...

[Bristol, CT.]