Bugger off before I sell you down the river

And yes, I firmly believe that Umbrella Network was paid to promote this shit with their tailored-to-their-audiences thinkpieces. Hence The Root’s “Whitey Bad”, Gizmodo’s “Technology Bad” ... did Jezebel do a “Men Are The Worst” one yet?

If that’s the case then The Root is a backdoor Onion, because nearly every article there is “Please let this be satire, no one is this cynical, craven, and/or stupid, right?”

Not only that, but Netflix is (or the PR firm they hired is) creating fake twitter accounts to post about this movie, and in the process taking actual photos of people (mostly minors from other sites, who if they aren’t lying about their age are not allowed on Twitter, thus being a safer bet for the company to steal) f…

>We were watched over by a silent Egyptian crew who cooked for us, steered the >boat, cleaned the cabins, and catered to our whims.
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And every night before they went to bed they made fun of what pretentious assholes you all were.

Don’t forget the drone strikes

More people paid to see other comics than her, and more people paid to see male comics. It’s not sexism.

Perhaps that’s the issue -- if people are going to see comics because they are women instead of “because they are funny” -- of course ticket sales are going to be low.

You are pathetic 

“Men hate having sex with me. Am I wrong? No, it’s the men who are wrong.”