Ohhhhh no, last time I feel for all this hype I bought a ton of Tamir Goodman game-used gear that I still can't unload.

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Tilikum is the whale; Tillamook is the cheese :)

EDIT: "Seat 9 thru 12."

Kickball: a sex club for people too ugly/nervous to go to a sex club.

Found later on in the women's washroom.

This is true. Scan the upper deck "cheap seats" and there's a sizable contingent of blue.

Apropos of nothing: At a Ravens game last season, up in the upper upper deck, we sat next to a guy with a raggedy, torn suit— like out of a dumpster raggedy— with fedora and flower. He sat down shortly after kickoff, ate a personal Papa John's pizza, and proceeded to spend the rest of the game penning a manifesto on…

Thanks, looks interesting. I'll check that out!

What was the book on Putin? Was it good?

The heads are so tiny. That always bothered me.

Olympic Games ≠ Olympic sports, unfortunately.

So... how many people here tip their takeout joints? If you do, how much?

Nah dude you're right; go ahead and yank those headphones off her. Seems legit. Shows confidence. Solid first impression.

Yea, guess I'm not surprised. I have no doubt that he says he is loving it.

Has he come out with a comment or response to his newfound fame?

Thanks Tom for moderating effectively. Possibly the only writer in the Gawkiverse who takes the time to do it.

Amazing!! It's always captivated me since I saw it on TV as a kid. I really, really want to go there some time; easily a top three on my bucket list.

Oh yeah, one more spot: Mallows Bay on the Potomac River, the largest shipwreck fleet in the western hemisphere! In the 1920s, almost a hundred poorly-constructed warships were scuttled there so Congress could stop paying for their upkeep. You can kayak among the ruins now.

Here's a shot from the Skeleton Coast.