Nope, not shocked and happy I’m not the only one that’s had this exact thought too!

Honestl, I’m good with the scream of a high powered electric motor when driven in anger, though when cruising through parking lots and neighborhoods, I’d prefer looping the opening drum solo to “Hot for Teacher” at parking lot speeds then adding the guitar portion in the loop for the sub 35mph speeds.

They don’t allow their ordained to get it on with other people, what does he expect?!

I’m surprised they fixed it after the tree landed on it!

Ok, the flame thrower pumpkin needs to use Pumpkin Spice spray and the one with eyeballs needs to ask people if they’ve seen it’s body and horse riding around.

That wasn’t a Ford, it was a Chrysler 440 powered ‘68 Camaro SS that also happened to be using airbags in the suspension!

Considering they’ve been calling them “Professional Grade” for the last 20 years while dressing them up like Cadillacs, why is that a shock. Most of the GMCs I was around as a kid were railroad trucks that were more stripped down than your average rental and had the living piss beat out of it on and off the…

I did, had to swerve into someones front yard and and then also dodge their tree with the Grand Cherokee I was driving at the time, but he hit the left rear quarter of my ZJ instead of head on, so other than soreness, I was ok and the Jeep was driven home! He on the other hand kept going and the family in a Ford Aerost…

“Eat Here, Get Gas, Charge Your EV!”

Do you mean THIS Heat Miser?

That does look much cleaner than the Impala, though I tend to prefer the ‘59-’61 GM models.

Having been on the wrong end of a drunk driver and lucky enough not to need the ride to the hospital, unlike him, I would like to join you and your side in that conversation!

Here’s one that I certainly think counts.

So if it looks at you and those eyes turn red, does that mean that you need to start running then?

That too, and she played the obnoxious Southern Belle Mother of Elvis’ character in Blue Hawaii. She nailed that accent too!

Maybe he’s been caught at something of very questionable legality and had his arm twisted into putting this out there to keep himself out of worse trouble?!

I’m trying to determine if this is an act for this kid, if he’s serious, or something else entirely. That said, it does seem like this family may be a hot mess all the way around and probably should stay away from politics for the benefit of the whole nation.

That’s already happened in Missouri.

Honestly, I didn’t know that flute existed, that the Library of Congress had a historical collection of them, or that she not only played, but was also as talented on the flute as she is until the last 24 hours.

Are we talking fewer pricks in the arm, or fewer living, breathing pricks in the population, because it seems like the latter would be more useful!