Modern society places ridiculously high meaning on the act of dating itself; it’s not about being with someone you like, it’s about just not being alone. I know a bunch of people who look down on me for being single while themselves being in worthless or toxic relationships just because peer pressure makes it so that…

Lack of standards (which you said more politely). I know a woman who’s always in bad relationships because she’s so desperate to always be in a relationship that I’m fairly seriously sure she’d even move in with Donald Trump. She’s got a crippling fear that if she’s not in a relationship then she’s a loser (and being…

Ick. Can I make a request?

Lord have mercy, they misspelled Y’all. Clearly, someone on the publishing team is trying real hard.

This is a visibly overweight woman holding up teeny tiny clothing to her body. It’s like a holding a chihuahua up to a great dane and being like “it looks small!!” This experiment may have been more meaningful had an average sized woman taken her place.

Yeah, why must we dare to exist! We should all just hide in our houses, cursing our body types and trying to gain weight so we can look like your definition of normal.

I think this would be even more powerful if it featured a wider range of body types, including some that look traditionally fit or slender but still would never fit in a sample size in a million years. It’s not just the so-called plus-size women who can’t wear them. It’s the vast majority of women. That’s why it’s so…

I don’t know. Some details are lacking, but my interpretation is that the flaky type seems to be just a subset of women he got in touch with through online dating and not the majority and he was more wondering about what leads those specific women flake out. To me it seems more like anxiety issues on the other side…

“Diogenes Vasquez” sounds like a character from a lost Ayn Rand novel.

Dammit, I came here hoping for a Mariah Carey-esque tour rider. Bernie doesn’t like busy patterns. He also wants 20 white kittens and 100 white doves to be released when he goes on stage for the debate.

THIS. The whole article is a veiled tantrum about 25 year old women not being interested in them anymore. If they cared so much about having a family they could marry a woman their age, take all the money they earned focusing on career, and use alternative avenues for creating a family

Looks sorta like what Kim Davis wore to the SOTU last night

Am I the only one feeling like #3’s marriage is doomed? Not because of the crush, that’s just a McGuffin. The problem is it seems that in his mind he didn’t get married because he wanted to spend his life with this woman, he got married because he was tired of being alone. it sounds like it’s a good relationship but…

I don’t know why all these health nuts seem so entirely clueless about the fact that one diet does not fit all people. Honestly, if you know so goddamn much, why don’t you know *that*?

your parents were born like a year before my oldest brother was born...

It’s almost like a violent male-centric wish-fulfilment industry that is designed for jerking off to is inherently expolitative, despite people’s best intentions and tumblr blogs!

“We women go through an entire pregnancy carrying a baby...of course it only makes sense that we get something amazing to show how amazing we are!”UMMMMM... Yeah - that’s what pregnancy is - the whole carrying a baby. And the amazing thing you get after you deliver? YOU GET A BABY!!! Jeez Louise.

The Humorous Classic:

I never see it anymore. I don’t like it anyway, give me Fage or give me death, but it’s interesting that my grocery doesn’t seem to carry Oikos.

Slade Smiley...lesser brother of Guy Smiley.