VW has the power to make minivans cool again...

Easy, this.

I'm not married, and I'm not sure of the correlation between buying a used Bentley and eating at IHOP. It's not all filet mignon and caviar when you own a luxury/exotic car. As an aside, I'm not buying a car like this to pick up the gold diggers at Ruth's Chris happy hour, I'm buying it because gong zero to sixty in…

BRO YOU COULD GET LIKE 150 HELLCATS FOR THE SAME PRICE THIS THING SUCKS I HAVE A COBALT SS IF YOU WANNA MEET UP AND RACE

Drool.

Beard hair is a key ingredient in most micro brews.

Both the guys on the right have beards. What food safety measures are in place to minimize the spread of beards to the consumer of craft beers?

I am starting to see that beer snobs are starting to be as bad as wine snobs.

Fun fact: the wings are so long, that in order to be compatible with most of the world's terminals, they are making the wing tips able to fold.

You'd like U.S. Airways then.

This is a pretty big scare piece. Sure you could do this... if you already managed to break into a car without setting off the alarm or alerting anybody (admittedly easy to do on most vehicles) why wouldnt you just hot wire the car and steal it. The application of remote hacking seems fairly limited. This would be an…

I helped integrate groceries on amazon. I worked for a vendor that sold them on Amazon, not amazon. Anyway, we once accidentally screwed up the pricing code on our side and everything was 100x higher than it should be... DAMN DECIMALS! And then there was the matter of the Kosher Ham we tried to sell at Passover.

We are indeed!

Cool. An EV with airless wire mesh tires, lawn chairs and a Direct TV dish to boot!

How about this guy?

COME AT ME FLOWTIE DO YOU EVEN LAMINAR FLOW

I remember when I was a kid and after I'd get sent to bed, I could always hear my Mom playing my electric football in her room. She must've scored a lot too, always screaming about the Lord and such. She never seemed to want to play me when I was awake though. Weird.

Xenophobic? No. That's dedicated to all the dumbasses who put their health in the hands of non-scientific stupidity, regardless of their country, race, and religion.

Son? Is that you?

No, sorry. The smoke machine is part of my garage display system. :)