Coming this Fall, from Executive Producer Harvey Weinstein, comes the story of a man who learns that hitting women.. is never okay. Wait, it’s not? Really? I’m just surprised as you are. Starring Kevin Spacey, Meryl Streep, and featuring guest appearances by Louis C.K., Greg Hardy, and Bobby Brown: Backhand.

WHY ARE HIS HANDS SO SMALL.

When finally reached for comment, Wendy’s was notably frosty.

Ash? That was dirt left over from the gutter she woke up in.

Dude, I’d take a thousand Snows over Trump and these horrible school shootings.

I’m beginning to get to that stage where I’ve looked at this guy’s jumpshot so often and with such focus that every single jumpshot looks weird now, like when you start saying a word over and over again and it loses meaning

1. Wishing someone dead is bad form... not cool.

When you woke up this morning, did you think of yourself as someone who would call the teenaged survivor of a mass shooting a liar on the internet, or are you surprised to learn that about yourself?

My favorite version is still Bang Bus...

It’s a bit hypocritical of Kerr to criticize Trump and then blatantly copy his leadership style.

Now you made me think of it.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

+1 you’ll make a great single mother

Hungover Pats fans everywhere respond to Magary shouting expletives:

I am totally running on fumes right now.

We are in a brave new world of Eagles fandom, and I can’t wait to see what’s next.

You don’t use the word “objectively” right. There is no “objectively” bad in art. “objective” is the new “literally” stoopid people who wanna look like smart people just sprinkle it around in conversation without actually knowing what the word means.

“Now that is my kind of lip service!”