Oakley’s Wikipedia page at the moment:

Obviously someone wasn’t invited to the orgies.

I was gonna say, how’d he get to be judge with such shitty math skills? 1970, yo! The Quaaludes Generation! The discovery of the clitoris! Hot tubs, swingers, orgies! Nope, no teenagers having sex back THEN, no way.

Translation: None of those hippy chicks would sleep with him so they must not have been sleeping with anybody.

I guess giving directions would be easy. He’s the 100th office on the right, if you reach my desk again you went too far.

Right Coquelin, that’s what he did to you.

Yes, but Reddit is a privately owned operation so they can do whatever the fuck they want, thank god. They are under no obligation to give those shit-munchers a platform.

The heartwarming Hobbit trilogy reunion:

I’d be more inclined to agree with you if Skyrim hadn’t sold so money copies this past holiday season on PS4 and X1. There’s clearly a market for this game on anything that can run it, and a handheld form factor is a new market for it.

Welcome to the internet, person from the 1980's.

You can always spot the person that hasn’t played Overwatch yet.

Your comment is bad and you should feel bad for making it!

It’s ok that people like things that you don’t. This bug is really frustrating, but it will get fixed soon enough.

It is one of the best competitive shooters out there, and you are an idiot if you think similar games don’t have the same issues including bugs that take months to patch.

For now we’re sticking with this video player, but I can gladly forward your notes back to tech.