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He’s absolutely NOT hot though?

Excuee me while I go Looking for some of his gizmodo articles....

May I. say that I want to go all hunger games right now. I’ve lived in the Middle East for 9 years and tonight I had a man stick his hand in my face while screaming “I will not speak to a woman!!!!” I’ve never experienced this before. I’ve ordered 3 x apple pie x and spicy fries from the only place that’s open while

That is a superb tree! I left my tree for my neighbours at my old flat as I have no room/storage at my new one. My Muslim neighbour put one up yesterday and invited me over to see it - so I’ve been shamed into going and buying a small one today!

He’s gonna shit though the eye of a needle after that-mark my words.

This is absolutely terrifying! What can we do to help the owner and his staff?

That is FANTASTIC!

I saw a commentator in a UK paper call him “Trumplethinskin” today :-)

SPLENDID!

You gotta put some orange juice in - I swear it makes all the difference!

And “healthy”! (orange)

Oh god no. I’m so sorry.

Never have I been happier to be completely broke and owning money on my credit card - can’t take it with me!

I really don’t like her at all.

You just made me look up my chart for 2016 (I’m a pig) and it’s uncannily accurate!

My Mum was as devastated as I was when my long-term relationship came to an end and threw the “all those wasted years” at me - inferring that we could have had kids. HER FACE when I told her my ex couldn’t have them as he had mumps when he was younger! :-)

Two years ago (when I was 43 and had been single for 8 years) I overheard my Mum and Aunt discussing how utterly selfish I was for not using a sperm donor :-0 . My younger brother doesn’t want them either and Mum has become adept at playing the world’s smallest violin because of this. Dad thinks both us kids are