I am sad that Panama had to explain satire. But the post was hilarious!
Torry Lapdog would be lucky to ever have such glorious hair as a golden retriever’s.
How DARE you! Golden Retrievers are awesome, beautiful and noble doggums. Taffy Labrum is none of those things.
I’m really sick of racists running and hiding when they get caught. Get some damn ovaries and own your shit. You are a racist. You were proud enough of your bigotry to shout racist tirades at people in public. That’s not you? You have an evil twin? You got multiple personalities? You’re a racist piece of shit. Why are…
For the record, I am a strong believer in “love is love,” but I am curious about someone who is pro-black choosing someone who isn’t.
It’s my favorite part on any article about Tinkle Lohan
Wow..that’s what you think someone would be jealous of? You definitely have the IQ of a snapping turtle. Way to go, bub!
Well, if you ram a dumpster fire into a dumpster fire, does it not turn two fires into one, thereby reducing the number of fires?
An ex (a master of manipulation) once taught me one of the most subtle ways to a get a person on your side is tell them a secret that embarrasses you or ask them to do you a small favor. I’m not sure why this works but it mostly does. That’s what they’re trying to do here. This is a total con.
This country is so weird. Instead of saying, “Hey, too many people are getting killed by guns, maybe we should have fewer guns,” it’s, “Too many people are getting killed, let’s have fewer entrances and exits to buildings and also more people should have guns in case someone pulls out a gun then more people can shoot…
Uhm, NO. If they wanted no one to enter the restaurant because they were closed, lock the door and let patrons out as they leave. In any case there was NO NEED for the off-duty(HA) officer to lay his hands on anyone. As someone said below, if Samantha, Becky and Karen were in the bathroom, it wouldn’t be a problem.
That is so perfect. Peaceful humiliation.
The restaurant says they were closed, but the women say the restaurant was open because people were still dining. Anyone who’s worked service knows a closed restaurant often has people in it well beyond the official closing time, and while the public may still be inside, no one new gets to come in.
Sooo this whole thing could’ve been resolved if management said “sorry ladies, the bathrooms are closed”. Instead of letting them enter the bathroom, then getting annoyed when they didn’t, presumably, all piss at lightspeed and leave in some pre-determined time frame they didn’t know about.
I live in DC, so I get to see tons of MAGA tourists. They all have the same dumb smirk while “fiercely making eye contact”... they want SO BADLY for you to engage with them.
Nothing Avril Lavigne does will ever be as morbidly fascinating as marrying Chad Kroeger.
Acting like they want a fight but they really don’t wanna fight.
I demand Carrie-Anne Moss be in this so I can complete my head canon about John Wick going into hiding as Thomas Anderson and being pulled out of the Matrix because of his skill with weapons.
Yukio was seriously cute and badass. Hope shes in the next one.