He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

Holy shit I found something I hate even more than either of their comments.

Good luck writing the programming just to cover what constitutes a fucking catch.

Yeah, he hasn’t let that single loss get him down.

Good thought, but there are two problems with it:

Yeah. the toilet.

If in a few months there are medical journal articles describing an incident where a man’s eyes rolled right out of his head, that was me, today, reading this comment.

You don’t really get to hate the Giants. Without them (I wanna say “us” so bad but will resist), all Patriots haters (AKA pretty much every non-Pats fan) would be living in a world where the Pats went 19-0 and won SIX titles in the Belichick/Brady era. Whether you like it or not, you’re glad for the Giants presence.

Hi! Philly fan here. CRAM THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE UP YOUR ASS.

You: Love lamp

Sorry your mongoloid QB is dying.

Carolina is 7-1

Please don’t. I don’t even care about my fantasy team.

Not anymore, pal. It says up above that it got lacerated. On the bright side, it was only his kidney and not his permanent knee.

You watch hiking on television? I thought my life was boring. Thank you for being there.

Head coach Pete Carroll said that Lockette will miss the rest of this season, but that he doesn’t know if the injury is career ending.

Why doesn’t he just drink recovery water instead?

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