All of this “that’s not how the game is played” BS is just being butthurt over something else, but making a big deal about a specific incident because you are ashamed about what you are hurt over. Its like when your friend gets dumped and makes a big deal over the fact that it happened over text, or at a restaurant,…

About 4 years ago, I was in the airport at Moscow for a long and painful layover and went to get something to eat at a Chilis or Applebees that was in the terminal. My thought process was, let me get something that can’t be messed up, so I ordered a chicken quesadilla, since its pretty much chicken and cheese fried…

Russia is not cool. Some Russian people are nice.

Given this and the fact that the Russian authorities made the families of the victims in the Kemerovo fire sign NDAs before they could identify the bodies (the rumor on russian social media is that they are covering up what is really hundreds of deaths, and not the now reported 67), I’m glad Americans won’t be tuning…

Yea, it was a positive outcome for Fultz. The leap from “possible bust who will never play a game” to “rookie” is immense.  

I understand that the status of his jump shot is the story here. But, after watching, I thought the more troubling aspect of his game was his penchant for just driving into defenders and not really knowing what to do after that. All said and done, good game little rook.

Somewhere, there is a whole cadre of mid-level Ivy grads that are, really, just miffed and put off over your impromptu barb that may have, inadvertently, implied that social stock was somehow worth less than the bubble of privilege and self-affirmation they live in implies....

A put Alito ketchup on my dog; so sue me.

This a question that’s been dogging us for generation.

You can’t handle the Ruth. No matter how Bader a take you think it is.

“You can listen to the song below...”

Chilly is actually correct.

BREAKING: GRAND CAYMAN JUST AWARDED PRO FRANCHESES IN BASEBALL, BASKETBALL, HOCKEY, AND FOOTBALL. NOW PREMIERE FREE AGENT DESTINATION.

I don’t understand. Sports team owners are almost always rich white men. How is it possible that they could be hurt? Why is nobody looking out for their interests? Could we make the players pay the taxes instead? Would that fix the problem?

I won’t bother looking but I bet he doesn’t have an issue with Grayson Allen.

You really kicked that straw-man’s butt in paragraph 5. chills.

Actually, Stewart DID NOT go to jail for securities fraud. She went to jail for lying to investigators about securities fraud, but she was either acquitted of securities fraud or had her conviction for securities fraud reversed on appeal, I can’t really remember. More layers to the irony though.

You should have just stopped after “I admit its not exactly right”

This is the SEC, not DOJ. She will not go to jail, at least through this proceeding.

Not a truer statement about Ithaca will ever be written on Deadspin.