there hasn’t been this much fuss about a second Schutt Air since the JFK assassination
Is that what happened to Billy ?
Jules: Describe what Grayson Allen looks like!
Jules: Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
Brett: He’s not bald.
Jules: Does he look like a bitch?
Jules: That’s not how this is supposed to go, Brad!
According to the unwritten rules Pillar gets to charge the mound via Media Mail.
The tendon is often replaced with one from a cadaver. Which means Quinn Cook might miss next season too.
That was obviously a terrible non-call, and yet it was so, so very right, and it gives me pure joy. Poor, poor Boston fans. Just terrible.
Last thing Magic needed was more aids working against him.
It’s like this article was written in English. Run through google translate into Spanish. And then run through google translate into English again.
I’m very happy to see this, as it is something that I think we need more of in professional sports. And yet I also feel like the Leeds manager should be immediately fired (out of a cannon into the Sun).
“It just felt white, y’know?”
If it’s more important for you to have an emotional “moment” than to have a fair outcome, go watch a fucking movie.
Who washed the home and away kits together?
He should be fine. Resident Evil taught me that all wounds should be treated with herbs.
It’s low self-esteem. He thinks he is not important enough for people to care what he thinks and that’s why he feels free to say mean things about people.
“Looked perfectly normal to me.”
ESPN 30 for 30 presents: Three Tugs and a Cloud of Dust: The Manipulation of Robert Kraft
What a Giant asshole
Casserly is wrong so often that he’s about to get Lombardi’s slot at The Ringer.
Fun fact: “The Touching is, To Me, Off Limits,” was the original title of MC Hammer’s 1990 breakthrough single.