I mean, I don’t have a Tesla, but I’ll take a parade if you’re offering one...

I spent a year in former East Germany right after the wall came down. These things were everywhere, and you could often find those big construction disposal bins where people had tried to “stuff” stripped Trabants into them. Before the wall came down, Trabants were taken very good care of, for the most part, because…

To be fair, he did not use his blinker once during the entire heroic rescue.

It’s 238 Imperial Miles. Or 50.86 Prussian Land Miles. Or 89.3 French Postal Leagues.

Do you have a 2005 XC90, or are you just so insane you pulled that out of thin air as a reference point?

Genius Bar Manager: JK, we need to talk about your piercings.

Looks more like a Puma to me.

Hey can you help me with mine?

Why does it feel like every asshole that think lights don’t matter because they can see fine seem to directly overlap with the people who purchase cars in colors like “Stormy Afternoon” or “Wet Pavement Gray”?

Maybe we should have Ben back here more often... what do you guys think about that?

Be careful out there; vary from the recommended pressure by even half a psi, and this could be your car crashing.

Get a (compatible) Keurig, then buy one of these: http://www.amazon.com/Ekobrew-Stainl…

Did you replace your pants with a $.60 pair from Goodwill that “have some holes and a zipper that needs fixing, but are still super solid”?

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No, this is the one missing the spark.

Guys don’t listen to this idiot! I’m lost from 15 minutes later and I can tell you this moron has just had a little too much to drink tonight and his idea wouldn’t even startle a sick goldfish!

It was a decent performance, and I’d have to ponder the concept. I’ve read somewhere that temporal manipulation is plausible, you would just need a steady state closed loop controller to handle some of the eddies. Now if I just knew a decent programmer ....

I am now bothered by Ford US

I’m surprised it could retain that beautiful blue color after all these years.