Hi, my name’s Jonathan Franzen and I really don’t see what the uproar is all about.

Hi, my name’s Jonathan Franzen and I really don’t see what the uproar is all about.

Hey Jezzies, Whatcha drinking? Haven’t decided for myself yet, so it’s just Strawberry Fruit 2o for me. I’ve had an on and off fever, but what’s new. I’m bummed because I was supposed to go out with Cindymoo, my BIL and SIL for dinner, but I have this fever and they’re bringing the baby, and I can’t risk getting her…
Phrenology. He’s got the sloping temples of a murderer.
It absolutely blows my mind that he tells his story, and so many others share their stories, and we still have so many effing people who respond with, “Nah. Not a thing.”
I don’t know about you guys, but chrome seems very craptastic and heavy (processor and memory intensive) these days on my windows 10 and OS X Yosemite computers. I actually switched back to Safari and moved over to edge
“False flag! Wake up sheeple!”
Okay, first of all, I get what this lady is saying but if I ever needed an abortion I would much prefer the tone of whoever is talking to me about it to be “casual”. It’s just a medical procedure, it doesn’t need to be a harrowing and incredibly serious discussion.
I get why she feels the need to apologize, but I don’t…
Reese seems passable because Elle Woods is basically a slight variation of Cher. I’m really struggling here trying to wrap my mind around Angelona Jolie as Cher. My brain is not allowing a mental image of that casting because it’s entirely too insane.
I just thinking about how Obama hasn’t really accomplished anything as president just the other day, as I was walking back from my suddenly affordable doctor’s appointment on my way to my gay friend’s wedding.
She helped make America? Kaya is their Native American doll who predates felicity, and addy was a slave. Check your doll privilege. #SolidarityIsForWhiteDolls
AND she saved a horse from that mean tanner guy!
Seriously. Who the fuck is this “Kit” chick?
If she had other issues then something like that might have tipped her over the edge.
So, if I went to my stylist last week and demanded a Rachel because it seems to be coming back in style, is that a lose or a win?
Needs moar Lagunitas. And hella moar weed.
Oh, you know, because its not like plenty of women undergo first trimester surgical abortions without the benefit of painkillers (“locals”) because they can’t afford the extra cost or anything. Or that it would have been an breech of medical ethics to allow a patient to leave after the clinic the uterus had been…
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. Isn’t this this “cunt punt” insane email chick? I’d expect nothing less than this exact response from her.